scary story contest entree 1

Welcome, welcome, welcome. How are you doing? My name is Jerry. Welcome. I just ate as I master baited.

George Bush has a cabin in the woods. And he’s burping, lost in the forest in the woods.

I’m talking about that place Kennebunkport.

He’s friends along with Pee-Wee.

Where does it….. From here?

I don’t know.

I think I’m a pole dancer or a prancer.

I do it, all the time, like the best!

Let me keep this short.

Before you start laughing…

I’m talking dicks.

Not me.

I’m Johnny.

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